A subscriber reached out to me on LPSG and asked me to write a post on peeing. His question was this: to what extent, if at all, does having a big dick affect the “voiding” of urine from my bladder? This may seem like an odd question, though, in truth, there is a certain mythology surrounding big penises and urination. Legend has it, for example, that big penises hit the toilet water when their “owners” sit down. Further, in popular culture, there are certain associations with male size and the power of one’s urinary stream:
Nor is this merely a matter of “alpha male” braggadocio. There have also been insinuations that peeing and sexual virility are linked. Consider this famous scene from the classic baseball movie A League of Their Own (1992):
It would appear, then, that my subscriber is on to something. This is indeed a topic worth exploring. The question is: how?
To be clear, I’m not a physician, and I have no clue as to whether or not penis size is scientifically correlated with certain micturitive characteristics. All I can do is answer a few questions that were put to me. Needless to say, take my answers for what they’re worth!
Has Your Penis Size Every Been Noticed at a Urinal?
Yes, though it’s not clear how often. Still, two experiences have remained with me over the years. The first happened in middle school. I was peeing in a bathroom adjacent to the boys’ locker room, and, like most people that age, I wanted to get in and out of there as fast as possible. As I finished up, two others next to me started snickering. “Hey Brock,” one of them said, “can you wrap that dick around your arm?” The other started giggling and added: “Maybe we should call you ‘Wraparound Dick’?” They both erupted in laughter and, for a time, the nickname stuck—perhaps even more than I realized. A couple years later, a guy said to me in the locker room, “Hey, man, heard you’ve got like a serious hanger.” I was embarrassed and shrugged it off, which I guess is pretty ironic.
Indeed, these comments must’ve been embedded in my subconscious, because in college I did something I’d never done before. I was at a party and got pretty drunk. There was only one bathroom in the house, and a line had formed outside. Most of the time, when guys went in, they cracked the door. But when my turn came, I more or less left the bathroom door open. I’m not sure if people watched me during the act, but, when I was done peeing, I turned and faced the door without putting my cock back in my pants. There were some audible gasps and laughs, and I “helicoptered” my penis a couple times. For the rest of the night—really, for the rest of the year—I was called “Flying Cock Brock.” I didn’t mind the notoriety. I remember one girl saying to me a couple weeks later, “I saw you that night, and I’m thinking you’re huge.” Ahhhh, college. Those where the days…
Is Your Urinary Stream Different?
Myself, I’m not sure. I don’t make it a point to look at or to listen to the “power” of other guys’ urinary streams. Still, I must admit, I have a story about this subject. During my early 20s, I lived in a house with a few different people: there were three males and one female. How that arrangement came about is a long story, but suffice it to say that we were all friends—well, to one degree or another. Anyway, around the time we moved in, I was peeing in the bathroom on the main hall when I heard a cackle. I finished peeing and, as I walked out of the bathroom, my female roommate said, “That’s the loudest peeing I’ve ever heard.” This became a running joke in our house for the rest of the year. Every time I peed there was laughter emanating from her room. She was also amazed at how long I peed. It mostly seemed to be in good humor, though, as it turned out, it may be that she was actually turned on by this trait. I’ll reserve that story for another post.
Can You Hold Your Pee Longer Than Other Guys?
I honestly have no clue. But I will say that I can definitely hold my pee for a long time. I’m great on long road trips and during long movies. Is this “talent” connected to my penis size? Again, I have no idea.
Does Your Penis, In Fact, Hit the Water When You Sit Down on the Toilet?
It has on a number of occasions, but it’s probably not my biggest problem in this regard. No, here’s the real trouble. My wife is something of a conservationist, and she is opposed to flushing after peeing—at least up to a point. In essence, she thinks you should only flush after two or maybe even three pees. Now, this is fine if I’m the one peeing. But if she pees, leaving a bit of toilet paper bunched up along the water’s edge, and if I later sit down to, well, you-know-what after her—then my dick hits the toilet paper every single time. I think it has to do with the angle at which I sit. My testicles, which are quite large, typically force my penis to “lop over” near the front of the toilet bowl, precisely where her TP-wads gather. The resulting feeling is pretty gross—soggy toilet paper is no fun to touch with any body part!—and so now I’m sure to always flush before I sit down on the toilet.
Well, that will have to do it for this installment. Hopefully, I’ve answered a few questions. Yet, if you have any more, I can return to them in a future post. So, leave me a comment or shoot me a DM. And be sure to share this Substack to interested parties as well!
Till next time…
I was interested that not just the volume but length of your urination were noted. Have you ever timed yourself? I'm not hung, but somewhere between 25 and 40 seconds seems to be typical for me.